Post by The Archivist on Mar 27, 2020 8:48:34 GMT -8
STRACHON: Well here we are at the Calaz and Thor match and well these two cannot stand each other Linda.
MYLES: That is right Sam ever since they met backstage there has been a clash and now we get to see what is going to happen between the two.
JENKINS: Introducing first hailing from the United Kingdom and weighing in at two hundred and thirty four pounds he is “The New Era Icon” David Calaz!
The Arena lights cut of, it is pitch black for a couple of seconds, strobe lighting starts to flicker on and off violently as Sorry, Your Not A Winner by Enter Shikari hits, The camera zooms in on the titontron watching the entrance video of Calaz, when it cuts back to the crowd, showing a spotlight searching around, slowly skimming from one section to another, the spotlight makes its way to the top corner of the arena and stops, revealing the hooded figure known as Calaz, the spotlight follows him down the stairs of the arena while the strobe lighting gives an effect of slow motion almost, he reaches the bottom and hops the barricade, he scuttles up the stairs and quickly hops through the middle and top rope, as he raises up again he throws his arms up and over his head, his hood flies down and droops over the back of his jacket, he then spreads his arms out and walks over to the other side of the ring holding the pose, the strobe lighting dies down as Calaz walks over to the corner awaiting his opponent.
STRACHON: Yes he is and well if Calaz had to find one man who matches him for his surrealism this guy is it. Thor is bizarre.
MYLES: You just don’t understand him.
STRACHON: Understand him the man near damn frightens me.
Pitch black darkness descends upon the area. Entrance music starts to play as walls of fire line the ramp a hooded figure in black on a black throne with a chained black mastiff sitting on each side of it as a fog starts to cover the arena. The man on throne lets his hood fall back revealing white horns as he sips a mug of blood. The mug comes down and the man smiles revealing a pair of fangs. He stands up then sets the mug on the seat of the throne as a pair of black feathery wings spread. He slowly walks down the ramp as a light rain starts to fall a lightning bolt hitting the center of the ring every few seconds until his feet hit the steps. He slowly steps into the ring in between the second and top ropes. He walks to the center of the ring and then lifts his arms and then drops them as the lights come back up. Unbuttons his black cloak as the wings fold back down and then takes it off the revealing his black shirt and jeans and his midnight black hair flowing down his back as he grins. On his waist is strapped a sword that is drawn to reveal a bluish tinted blade. He raises the blade as balls of ice fall on the ring posts. He sheathes the sword and then unstraps his sword belt. Walks to his corner the winged cloak and sword belt handed to bell ringer. His hands were covered in a pair of black leather striking gloves.
JENKINS: From Parts Unknown Sah’ta Thor.
The two men look at each other before without giving him a chance Calaz throws himself shoulder first into the stomach of Thor, knocking him back into the turnbuckle he stands up as Thor grabs for his stomach but before he gives him a chance he runs at him and monkey flips him across the ring.
MYLES: Calaz is out to prove who is the better of the two men.
STRACHON: In his first ever singles match don’t you find that unbelievable Linda? The time he has been here.
Calaz runs at Thor and goes to drop an elbow to the head but Thor sits up just in time and jumps to his feet he grins back at Calaz before hitting him with a clothesline and goes to try bite Calaz around the neck only to be fought off from punches to the head. Calaz pulls himself up as Thor runs at him again Calaz pulls the top rope down and sends Thor over the top rope. Calaz senses his chance and bounces off the far ropes jumps onto the top rope and goes sailing down onto Thor only to be caught!
MYLES: Where is he getting that strength from to catch Calaz.
STRACHON: I am telling you this guy is not human!
MYLES: Well if he is as old as he claims to be I guess he isn’t.
The referee begins to count ...1 …2. As Thor runs Calaz into a steel post, he lets out an almighty roar as he jumps back onto the apron and into the ring. Calaz holds his back as he uses the apron to pull himself up. The referee counts to 5 as Calaz stands on the apron and climbs in between the ropes only to be hit with a knee leaving him hanging between the ropes Thor bounces off the ropes and hits a leg drop over the neck of Calaz smashing his face off the mat as Thor grabs the leg. ...1 …2 …3.
MYLES: Thor has won it!
JENKINS: Here is your winner... Sah'ta Thor!
MYLES: That is right Sam ever since they met backstage there has been a clash and now we get to see what is going to happen between the two.
JENKINS: Introducing first hailing from the United Kingdom and weighing in at two hundred and thirty four pounds he is “The New Era Icon” David Calaz!
The Arena lights cut of, it is pitch black for a couple of seconds, strobe lighting starts to flicker on and off violently as Sorry, Your Not A Winner by Enter Shikari hits, The camera zooms in on the titontron watching the entrance video of Calaz, when it cuts back to the crowd, showing a spotlight searching around, slowly skimming from one section to another, the spotlight makes its way to the top corner of the arena and stops, revealing the hooded figure known as Calaz, the spotlight follows him down the stairs of the arena while the strobe lighting gives an effect of slow motion almost, he reaches the bottom and hops the barricade, he scuttles up the stairs and quickly hops through the middle and top rope, as he raises up again he throws his arms up and over his head, his hood flies down and droops over the back of his jacket, he then spreads his arms out and walks over to the other side of the ring holding the pose, the strobe lighting dies down as Calaz walks over to the corner awaiting his opponent.
STRACHON: Yes he is and well if Calaz had to find one man who matches him for his surrealism this guy is it. Thor is bizarre.
MYLES: You just don’t understand him.
STRACHON: Understand him the man near damn frightens me.
Pitch black darkness descends upon the area. Entrance music starts to play as walls of fire line the ramp a hooded figure in black on a black throne with a chained black mastiff sitting on each side of it as a fog starts to cover the arena. The man on throne lets his hood fall back revealing white horns as he sips a mug of blood. The mug comes down and the man smiles revealing a pair of fangs. He stands up then sets the mug on the seat of the throne as a pair of black feathery wings spread. He slowly walks down the ramp as a light rain starts to fall a lightning bolt hitting the center of the ring every few seconds until his feet hit the steps. He slowly steps into the ring in between the second and top ropes. He walks to the center of the ring and then lifts his arms and then drops them as the lights come back up. Unbuttons his black cloak as the wings fold back down and then takes it off the revealing his black shirt and jeans and his midnight black hair flowing down his back as he grins. On his waist is strapped a sword that is drawn to reveal a bluish tinted blade. He raises the blade as balls of ice fall on the ring posts. He sheathes the sword and then unstraps his sword belt. Walks to his corner the winged cloak and sword belt handed to bell ringer. His hands were covered in a pair of black leather striking gloves.
JENKINS: From Parts Unknown Sah’ta Thor.
The two men look at each other before without giving him a chance Calaz throws himself shoulder first into the stomach of Thor, knocking him back into the turnbuckle he stands up as Thor grabs for his stomach but before he gives him a chance he runs at him and monkey flips him across the ring.
MYLES: Calaz is out to prove who is the better of the two men.
STRACHON: In his first ever singles match don’t you find that unbelievable Linda? The time he has been here.
Calaz runs at Thor and goes to drop an elbow to the head but Thor sits up just in time and jumps to his feet he grins back at Calaz before hitting him with a clothesline and goes to try bite Calaz around the neck only to be fought off from punches to the head. Calaz pulls himself up as Thor runs at him again Calaz pulls the top rope down and sends Thor over the top rope. Calaz senses his chance and bounces off the far ropes jumps onto the top rope and goes sailing down onto Thor only to be caught!
MYLES: Where is he getting that strength from to catch Calaz.
STRACHON: I am telling you this guy is not human!
MYLES: Well if he is as old as he claims to be I guess he isn’t.
The referee begins to count ...1 …2. As Thor runs Calaz into a steel post, he lets out an almighty roar as he jumps back onto the apron and into the ring. Calaz holds his back as he uses the apron to pull himself up. The referee counts to 5 as Calaz stands on the apron and climbs in between the ropes only to be hit with a knee leaving him hanging between the ropes Thor bounces off the ropes and hits a leg drop over the neck of Calaz smashing his face off the mat as Thor grabs the leg. ...1 …2 …3.
MYLES: Thor has won it!
JENKINS: Here is your winner... Sah'ta Thor!